Crush a wish

[Adèle Sinclair]

Granted, but you get eaten by a shark for his lunch

I wish it would rain

[Airous Benjamin Fai]

Granted but its such a heavy dose of acid rain that it eats anything metal.

I wish i felt better:/

[Mikayla Menki]

Granted but now you feel so much better that you outlive everyone and are forever alone

I wish I could take a nap

[Airous Benjamin Fai]

Granted but you die in your sleep.

I wish it was August 28th!!!!!!!!

[Soras Harkness]

Granted but a Fisherman catches you and then fillets you and feeds you to his poor starving children.

I wish I could be on True Blood.

[Shaylyn Menki]

Granted but its a tiny walk on role that only shows your right hand and you're never seen again

I wish I had some bread for a sandwhich

[Soras Harkness]

Granted but when you bite into the bread there is mold and maggots and you vomit from the nasties.

I wish my laptop wasn't so slow.

[Shaylyn Menki]

Granted but now its lightning fast to the point where you cant read anything and its constanly switching pages to keep up with itself.

I wish i had muse -_-

[Soras Harkness]

Granted but as soon as you get muse your computer explodes which in turn destroys your internet providing equipment.

I wish I had a sword.

[Castiel Skyborne]

Granted but its stuck in a stone and you cant get it out.

I wish I can go to Dianeyland lol

[Adonia Theodosia]

Granted, but Mickey Mouse wont let you into the park!

I wish I had the ability to fly!!

[Castiel Skyborne]

Granted but the fairy dust only works for 5 seconds so you crash land!

I wish I had a dog

[Shaylyn Menki]

Granted, but it runsaway once you go to sleep

I wish I could sleep more

[Castiel Skyborne]

Granted, but your alarm clock goes off everytime you fall asleep.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early all the time

[Soras Harkness]

Granted but you end up sleeping for 5 days and you miss the end of the world.


I wish I was in Resident Evil.